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Here’s my Top Chef spinoff show pitch (spoilers maybe?)

Stefan and Fabio go on a cross-country trip stopping at food themed locales.  They of course go to a bunch of fancy restaurants, but they do a bunch of gross food stuff too, like slaughterhouses and shit.  This will give Fabio the chance to say things like “THEES EEZ TOP CHEF, NOT TOP CUT OFF A COW’S BALLS.”  And then Stefan will say “stop being a baby” and make a soup out of anything, including alligator.

And at the end of each episode they pull hairs from Hosea’s college freshman stoner beard, as he is tied up in the trunk of the car.  And then Carla runs in, yells “BEEP BEEP” and runs off into the sunset on her crazy roadrunner legs.  Also Casey from season 3 is in the trunk.  YOU DON’T SOUS VIDE STEAK YOU BAD-ADVICE-GIVING IDIOT.