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The worst lines in the trailer for Frank Miller’s The Spirit

  1. “I’m gonna kill you all kinds of dead.”
  2. “I’m the octopus.  I got eight of everything!”
  3. “Sans Serif!” (I think it’s the name of a character.  Seriously.  It’s either that or an interjection, in which case I’m gonna start using it.)
  4. “Somebody get me a tie.  And it sure as hell better be red.”
  5. “She’s got a thing for the bling.”
  6. “Is every damn woman in this damn hellhole out of her damn mind?” (No, only you, Frank.)

Samuel L. Jackson may also say “I’m getting El Spirit-o dead while I still can,” but I’m not quite sure.  Wait, is Frank Miller making a Disaster Movie-style spoof?  Shot Entirely in Front of a Green Screen Movie?  Now I get it.


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