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Reminder: Paris Hilton is a porn star

Just so you don’t forget, Paris Hilton agreed to the release of and profits from a video of her having sex.  Actual, non-simulated sex.  And this isn’t for “art,” like the movie Seven Songs or The Brown Bunny.  While making a sex tape for your own personal whatever does not make you a porn star or even necessarily a slut, going along with its release to the general public does.  Paris Hilton, you are a porn star.  And that, moms of America, is someone your daughters are emulating (soon probably moreso, seeing as she’s making a cartoon).

Actually, I think only one mom reads this.  Hi Alli.  Don’t let your daughter ever see Paris ever.

This great post at Gawker (possibly NSFW for small covers of porno videos) about how celebrity sex tapes have hurt us all reminded me of this fact.


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