The only thing better…
than Chris’s Darryl is Quickly, the anonymous readers’ comments section in Northwest Indiana’s Post-Tribune. Note, by readers’ comments I do not mean some Internet crap. This is published in an actual newspaper alongside actual news.
- “To the person complaining about “cooties” in the Gary jail, well, don’t do anything wrong to end up in jail, and you won’t have to worry about cooties. Anyway, there should be more cooties in jail. That way, maybe people would be less likely to do the things that get them thrown in jail”
- “Ronnie, thank you so much for the Mickey for president T-shirt.
I will wear it proudly. ‘Put the Mouse in the House.’”
- “I say Clinton and Palin on a ticket!”
- “Before long this country will be called the United States of the World instead of America because our country is selling off all our assets to foreigners. It won’t be long until we are a third-world country.”
- “To the lady speeding through the parking lot at Aldi’s in Portage driving a red, four-door Pontiac: You almost hit a veteran. I tried to get your license plate number. Next time I will.”
- “With the weather we’ve been having lately, I don’t think it’s global warming.
I think it’s global
weirding.” (line breaks in the original comment)
I think someone should do an improv show with Quickly comments instead of suggestions.
