Once at a party at Harvard, after heavily pregaming, I thought it a good idea to pretend to be French. I fooled most of the drunkards present with a phoney accent, the little French I did know, and a whole shitload of fake French. Unfortunately my cover was blown by a guy who actually did speak French (should have expected that at a rich people school) and person who came with me to the party who kept yelling “MON AMIE FRANCAIS!”
