This might be my favorite ONN story yet. The other categories they show for a second:
- Best Old Man Back Actor
- Best Daughter of Director in a Leading Role
- Best Sexing Up of a Gypsy Costume By a Popular Girl
- Best Performance in a Pre-show Prayer Circle
- Best Faux Brick Set Design
- Best Coreography Involving Obese Performer
- Best Jock in a Supporting Role
- Achievement in Makeup Dirt Smudge Placement
