Pajama Jeans and the inevitable future
me: they will mark this as the moment mankind just kind of gave up http://videogum.com/archives/free_advertising/these_are_your_jeans_pajama_je_112191.htmlhow soon until when people are talking about what to wear they will say "slacks or nice jeans (no pajama jeans)"
Adam: this is for college kids to wear all the time
me: from the commercial it is clearly for upwardly mobile businesswomen
i really hope i get in the near future to say "are you wearing... pajama jeans?" to someone
i hope this is the most popular thing ever
i hope it outsells the bible
at that point i know to stop trying
at all
ever
Adam: gotta get some comfy jeans up in this piece
me: Brian, are you just sitting around in your underwear in the office?
Yeah. I just figured this is the direction we as society had decided on.
Adam: this is an entire suit, European cut, made of performance fleece
me: no thanks, i'm going to a wedding. that is too formal
Adam: it's hot pink
me: i'll just poke some holes through a blanket and make it a poncho
oops, snuggie just sued me
Adam: I just climb into a fleece bag and go to work
me: our company's christmas party's dress code is snuggie casual
you can bring your spouse or real doll
Adam: SPouse? What is this, the 1880's?
I just fuck another fleece bag
easier
me: fleece is now currency
Adam: fuck fleece
me: are you saying fuck fleece or is that a product
