• me: they will mark this as the moment mankind just kind of gave up http://videogum.com/archives/free_advertising/these_are_your_jeans_pajama_je_112191.html
  • how soon until when people are talking about what to wear they will say "slacks or nice jeans (no pajama jeans)"
  • Adam: this is for college kids to wear all the time
  • me: from the commercial it is clearly for upwardly mobile businesswomen
  • i really hope i get in the near future to say "are you wearing... pajama jeans?" to someone
  • i hope this is the most popular thing ever
  • i hope it outsells the bible
  • at that point i know to stop trying
  • at all
  • ever
  • Adam: gotta get some comfy jeans up in this piece
  • me: Brian, are you just sitting around in your underwear in the office?
  • Yeah. I just figured this is the direction we as society had decided on.
  • Adam: this is an entire suit, European cut, made of performance fleece
  • me: no thanks, i'm going to a wedding. that is too formal
  • Adam: it's hot pink
  • me: i'll just poke some holes through a blanket and make it a poncho
  • oops, snuggie just sued me
  • Adam: I just climb into a fleece bag and go to work
  • me: our company's christmas party's dress code is snuggie casual
  • you can bring your spouse or real doll
  • Adam: SPouse? What is this, the 1880's?
  • I just fuck another fleece bag
  • easier
  • me: fleece is now currency
  • Adam: fuck fleece
  • me: are you saying fuck fleece or is that a product