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Pajama Jeans and the inevitable future

1. me: they will mark this as the moment mankind just kind of gave up http://videogum.com/archives/free_advertising/these_are_your_jeans_pajama_je_112191.html
2. how soon until when people are talking about what to wear they will say "slacks or nice jeans (no pajama jeans)"
3. Adam: this is for college kids to wear all the time
4. me: from the commercial it is clearly for upwardly mobile businesswomen
5. i really hope i get in the near future to say "are you wearing... pajama jeans?" to someone
6. i hope this is the most popular thing ever
7. i hope it outsells the bible
8. at that point i know to stop trying
9. at all
10. ever
11. Adam: gotta get some comfy jeans up in this piece
12. me: Brian, are you just sitting around in your underwear in the office?
13. Yeah. I just figured this is the direction we as society had decided on.
14. Adam: this is an entire suit, European cut, made of performance fleece
15. me: no thanks, i'm going to a wedding. that is too formal
16. Adam: it's hot pink
17. me: i'll just poke some holes through a blanket and make it a poncho
18. oops, snuggie just sued me
19. Adam: I just climb into a fleece bag and go to work
20. me: our company's christmas party's dress code is snuggie casual
21. you can bring your spouse or real doll
22. Adam: SPouse? What is this, the 1880's?
23. I just fuck another fleece bag
24. easier
25. me: fleece is now currency
26. Adam: fuck fleece
27. me: are you saying fuck fleece or is that a product