Two funny things about this:
- The line “I feel like we’re on a quest to start a new life.”
- I think Jackie Chan beats up a bunch of 12-year-olds.
I may be the only person I know that is excited to see this movie. I fucking love the Karate Kid. I love that they are redoing it. I love that it is going to suck lint covered ball sacks. And I am going to lick those sacks happily. I own all of the Karate Kids, and I will own this one two. I will take those balls home with me and juggle them all night…alone.
