"Damn you let me down, because you’re famous [girl] for breakin’ hearts. You were first to play the game though."
— Chris Brown, from his new song “Famous Girl,” which is about Rihanna. REALLY, CHRIS BROWN? YOU’RE GOING TO SAY SHE LET YOU DOWN? WHAT GAME IS SHE PLAYING? BEATING PEOPLE UP? BECAUSE I THINK YOU WERE THE ONE WHO PLAYED THAT GAME. UGH. CHRIS BROWN, STOP EXISTING.