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We can’t just let it go that Common tried to start a beef with Drake

Because it is too funny to just let go. Common, whose big catchphrase is “Girl, I want to treat you with respect because I could totally see you running for office some day. Hey do you have any more marzipan fruits?” called out Drake on a rap song for being “soft.” I do not deny Drake is soft. “Cast member for Degrassi” is probably one of the dictionary definitions for “soft.” But you know what else is in that same entry? “Wearing crochet pants.” Common, do not call someone soft unless you immediately follow that was “but I am probably softer. Guys, I’m pretty soft.”