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Feb 28th

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“Carla was not prepared and in over her head. The show did not talk about how the...”

– Casey Thompson, regarding the Top Chef finale (via zachlinder) LIAR.

Feb 27th

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NOOOOO

heyblondie:

Feb 27th

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Here's my Top Chef spinoff show pitch (spoilers...

Stefan and Fabio go on a cross-country trip stopping at food themed locales. They of course go to a bunch of fancy restaurants, but they do a bunch of gross food stuff too, like slaughterhouses and shit. This will give Fabio the chance to say things like “THEES EEZ TOP CHEF, NOT TOP CUT OFF A COW’S BALLS.” And then Stefan will say “stop being a baby” and make a...

Feb 26th

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Slaves pick your tomatoes →

If you’re buying fresh tomatoes off-season, there’s a good chance they’re picked by slaves. Like, literally slaves. Not an exaggeration. Check the origin (Florida and Mexico = bad) if you’re not at Whole Foods (they only buy from sellers with workers’ rights protections). Even be careful in the warm months and buy local. That is, unless you want to financially...

Feb 26th

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Watch

Ye from his upcoming episode of Storytellers.

Feb 25th

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Hey Bobby Jindal

Generally speeches sound a little better when you don’t deliver them like a 4th grade book report.

Feb 25th

If someone gchats you with a tinyurl today, don't...

And tell them to immediately change their gmail password. There’s a thing going around where this site viddyho.com is tricking people into giving their gtalk login and then immediately spamming everyone on their contact lick with the same link. Obviously do not click the link or give your info.

Feb 24th

TV Week: Andy Richter to Rejoin Conan O’Brien as... →

patbaer: zachlinder: This is pretty amazing. Letterman vs. Conan will be a choice I struggle with every night. [via sharingtime and thedailywhat] This is awesome, except I’ll miss Joel. Now they just have to convince Max to move his family across the country. Sidekick would be better, but it’s better than nothing. Oh, and Pat, it was already confirmed Max is coming.

Feb 24th

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“They probably drink corporate water.”

– Some ridiculous college student being a parody of himself while speaking of the administration at the end of the NYU “occupation” of some food court.

Feb 24th

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Best Show Gems: The Best of The Best Show on WFMU →

For those who find the weekly three hours of mirth, music, and mayhem provided by The Best Show on WFMU a daunting undertaking, there’s a new biweekly playlist/podcast provided by WFMU just featuring the best portions of The Best Show. Listen to this until you feel the desire to listen to all three hours weekly. It’s only a matter of time.

Feb 24th

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Feb 20th

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Steroid Dealer from The Wrestler Arrested for... →

Way to keep it on the down low.

Feb 20th

Chris Gethard's Magic *BUS* of Stories →

How many bus rides will I be on with Chris Purnell and Will Storie this year? purns: I’ve been trying to explain how ridiculous this is going to be, but let’s just go with the official description: (emphasis mine) Chris Gethard (The Stepfathers, Nights of Our Lives) has many bizarre stories from his life. Between Asssscat, Nights of Our Lives, and his own one-man show (Chris Gethard’s MAGIC...

Feb 18th

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