September 2008
27 posts
WatchThe worst lines in the trailer for Frank Miller’s The Spirit
“I’m gonna kill you all kinds of dead.”
“I’m the octopus. I got eight of everything!”
“Sans Serif!” (I think it’s the name of a character. Seriously. It’s either that or an interjection, in which case I’m gonna start using it.)
“Somebody get me a tie. ...
Reminder: Paris Hilton is a porn star
Just so you don’t forget, Paris Hilton agreed to the release of and profits from a video of her having sex. Actual, non-simulated sex. And this isn’t for “art,” like the movie Seven Songs or The Brown Bunny. While making a sex tape for your own personal whatever does not make you a porn star or even necessarily a slut, going along with its release to the general public...
WatchIs the sketch played out as a meme? Yes. But much like watching it at high-speed, this makes it new again.
Also, this reminds me of the time I was in line outside the UCB and some girls were talking about how they were listening to “Lightning Crashes,” reading the lyrics, and crying.
The only thing better...
than Chris’s Darryl is Quickly, the anonymous readers’ comments section in Northwest Indiana’s Post-Tribune. Note, by readers’ comments I do not mean some Internet crap. This is published in an actual newspaper alongside actual news.
“To the person complaining about “cooties” in the Gary jail, well, don’t do anything wrong to end up in jail, and...
WatchThere is nothing better than RAGNARÖCK’s coach, Chris Gethard, doing his Darryl Strawberry. Nothing.
(via Corey)
Watchclaspy:
iamachilles:
Thanks, Purnell!
Yessssss!!!!!
“If you are bored and disgusted by politics and don’t bother to vote, you are in...”
– david foster wallace, rip (via heyblondie)
Fuck, had no idea he died. He wrote my fave book. Sigh.
“Its like the pepper monster from “Lost” left the island and made a...”
– Bobby.
Watch125 murdered in Chicago this summer. Sigh.
McCain and Palin, Awesome Show, Great Job! →
It takes a while to load, but it’s worth it (at least if you have ever seen Tim and Eric’s show).
Made with whatever this is.
Latest Polls on FiveThirtyEight.com Has McCain And... →
The bump for McCain earlier this week was actually mostly due to a change in polling demographics. For some reason, three major pollers all of the sudden decided to poll equal Dems and GOP despite the fact that there’s more registered Dems. No idea why. So no need to panic.
iamachilles:
Electoral College: McCain 268.1; Obama 269.9.
Popular Vote: McCain 49.6%; Obama 48.8%.
McCain is...
WatchGreat stuff from the LA branch of UCB Comedy. Here’s the outtakes that inspired it.
WatchHaven’t been crazy about most of The Mountain Goats recent output, but this is pretty good if only for the real-life description of a Mario Bros. dungeon.
WatchThis blew my mind last night. Sooooo good. Take ‘em down, Jonny.
WatchI learned all I know from watching wrestling.
Thank you Hot Chip for the best wrestling-related song since Wrestlemania: The Album.
“Nearly justifies traveling back in time to pre-emptively kill Edison, Muybridge,...”
– LA Weekly on the movie College.
Watchzachlinder:
Charles Pottamus
From Charlie Sanders’ one-man show “You’re Welcome For What You Are About To See,” which I loved when I saw it over two years ago.
