November 2008
27 posts
It got stranger once we got home.
There is nothing stranger than your mother's 50th...
Between sexually explicit jokes involving your mother, jokes about your mother’s proximity to death, and your mom getting drunk, it’s a very bizarre experience.
Paula Deen's Deep-Fried Bacon-Wrapped Mac & Cheese →
Unfortunately could not embed this without it automatically playing. But watch it. I especially love the look on her face right after she describes it at the beginning. Her face says, “Okay, even I know this one’s retarded.”
If Kanye raps about his glock now
he probably means this:
At least that’s what the song “Robocop” makes me think.
WatchHoly crap, alien fish.
Just the Eight of You
patbaer:
Inspired by an IRC post:
You are on an improv team, along with 7 clones of you.
1. What is your team name?
2. What music do you come out to?
3. What warmups do you do?
feel free to add other questions
1. Rarrrr.
2. “St. Elmo’s Fire” by John Parr (cued. at 1:09)
3. Superheros, Why Were You Late, Made Up Hot Spot
Pat and I enjoy the exact opposite warm-ups. Anywho:
1. The...
WatchA day after I went crazy over it, Videogum got excited about Law & Order: SVU’s monkey in a basketball. Watch the higher quality video above. Another great thing in the clip:
POACHER: You now own one of only 17 gibbons left in the world.
EVIL ASIAN STEREOTYPE: Soon to be… 16.
WatchI need to figure out how to properly capture video so I can share things like the above in a non-shitty way. Ignore the waiting time, laggy video, and sound quality. There’s a monkey in a basketball on Law & Order: SVU.
WatchPalin gives an interview in front of a turkey-killing in progress. Even post-election the lady entertains.
WatchBetween Snagglepuss and this, a very good night for Bobby. Reminds me of one of the most ridiculous videos of the year (NSFW).
“I thought Christmas only comes once a year.”
– James Bond, via Gawker
“CNN’s Jessica Yellin via hologram”
– The caption on CNN.
You know who wins no matter what tonight? The future.
