May 2012
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 22nd
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May 19th
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That Bobcat Goldthwait article
It seems like really, really bad advice, especially for those early in their show-business careers. Bobcat worked for 20 years doing what he seems to think is shit work. Voice-overs, small character roles in TV and movies, doing a much-beloved stand-up character. I’m sure it was absolutely horrible (I bet it was not absolutely horrible), but it gave him opportunities. And then in 2003 he was...
May 15th
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My favorite Shakespeare quotes
“Why do we still have this remote? We don’t have that DVD player anymore.” -Romeo and Juliet “You drink full-calorie soda? How do you put that poison in your body?” -Richard III “I feel like you’re just going along with everybody else when you say you didn’t like the last season of Lost.” -Titus Andronicus “Oh my gosh, I was just doing...
May 13th
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May 9th
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ListenSUMMER. NOW.
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May 3rd
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May 1st
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April 2012
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Apr 26th
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Apr 22nd
THREE FOR ALL hosted by J. LENO →
Hey gang! Myself, Josh Patten, and Ben Rameaka are bringing you a new improv competition every Friday (most Fridays) at midnight starting in May! Come with a three person team or put in to be put on a wild card team! It’s gonna be fun and it’s FREE!
Apr 20th
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Apr 6th
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2012 Summer Olympics Preview Part 1: Swimming
After the 6-month weed and Axe body spray bender he went on immediately following the sex crimes he committed on all competitors in Beijing (which inspired an episode of Law & Order S.V.U. guest-starring Dane Cook), Michael Phelps has spent the past 3 years further shaping his weird, triangle-shaped body to his horrifying isosceles goal. Just last month he visited Guatemala’s #1...
Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
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March 2012
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Mar 26th
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Mar 21st
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Here to Help Episode 24 : Brian Glidewell &... →
stephaniestreisand: Brian and I were guests on Andy Rocco’s funny podcast. Brian, one of the nicest guys in the world, talks about a time he totally kicked a guy’s ass. I talk about how I was expelled in High School a month into my freshman year. And we both talk about Newsadoozies! Speaking of Newsadoozies…We have a show tonight at 8pm at UCB! We’re paired with Naked People! It’s going to be a...
Mar 20th
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Will Hines: 3-17-12 →
I witnessed a shirtless man punch a truck before 1 PM. talkingbreakfast: Agreed. I was nervous about being in DC on St. Patrick’s Day, but then was shocked (SHOCKED!) to witness not one single act of drunken horribleness. Lot of folks wearing green, even a crazy costume (worn by an adorable Filipino mom), but everyone was enjoying the spring weather. I forgot that in some parts of the...
Mar 19th
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Mar 12th
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The critics are already in!
newsadoozies: Playbill calls it “a new one-act comedy!” TheaterMania says it “will debut at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre at 8pm on Monday, March 12, with an encore performance on Monday, March 19 at 8pm!” Broadway World says tickets “can be reserved at http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3015!” Come see what all the fuss is about!
Mar 9th
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Cheer up, Limbaugh. There's good news.
Not every advertiser is fleeing from your show: Meanwhile, SeekingArrangement.com, a company that bills itself “the world’s largest sugar daddy and sugar baby dating website,” announced its decision to start advertising on Limbaugh’s show late Tuesday. (via politico)
Mar 7th
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Mar 5th
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WatchWatch
Holy cow. New BBU. Sooooo good.
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February 2012
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Feb 29th
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CBS thinks my tweets are news →
CBS News: Brian Glidewell tweeted: “When the announcer said “Ladies and Gentlemen, Morgan Freeman,” I 90% expected Billy Crystal in blackface.” They don’t note that I tweeted that BEFORE the Sammy Davis Jr. blackface because of Billy Crystal’s history of blackface impressions.
Feb 28th
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Ryan Xilliams: halphillips: williebhines said:... →
halphillips: williebhines said: Gethard asked me what the most 90s song was, and he suggested Flaming Lips’ “She Don’t Use Jelly” but I think this beats it. Wow, good question. I tentatively think I’d go with “Flagpole Sitta” by Harvey Danger. Tempted to say “I’m Only Happy… “Hey Sandy.” The end.
Feb 24th
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 18th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 10th
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Had to point out this great moment from Modern...
Claire: What is wrong with you?
Phil: You laughed like it was "Who's on First?"
Claire: What?!
Phil: He's on second. Don't try to cheer me up.
Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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January 2012
25 posts
Newadoozies: A New-Fucked Up Musical →
Premiering in March at the UCB Theatre!
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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