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dynamoe:

hot new cocktail in the artisanal mixology scene
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Or is it one of those elementary school science experiments where they try to grow a duck.

dynamoe:

hot new cocktail in the artisanal mixology scene

Or is it one of those elementary school science experiments where they try to grow a duck.

via dynamoe / 2 weeks ago / 10 notes

davidsims:

The TV line of the year

(Source: throwherinthewater)

via corypalmer / 2 weeks ago / 795 notes

Bitches forgot about Koko. Gorilla is still alive and still mackin on kitties.

1 month ago / 5 notes / koko  gorilla  kittens  gorillas 

chartthrob:

#82 U2 - “Ordinary Love”

Brian: If you’re looking to rescue them, it’s too late. U2 have left the realm of the under-40 set and charged headfirst to “Desert Rose” territory. There’s no place for you here. Only luxury cars and and your uptight, divorced, happy-but-not-actually-happy aunt roam these lands. Turn back and save yourself, lest you accidentally see a Diane Keaton movie from the past 20 years. 2/10 

Karin: U2 makes it impossible to dislike them. They are soooooooooo spiritual, they are soooooooo good, they are soooooo worldly. If U2 was your friend, you would talk shit about them all the time, because they are annoying. As soon as you say you are only eating organic food, they are like, “We have been vegans for years and grow all of our own produce and Nelson Mandela came over and told us we were doing a good job.” UGH. I GET IT. YOU ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE, THANKS FOR THE REMINDER, U2. Untouchable Gods of Music/10

Brady: I think I finally just realized that Imagine Dragons is the new U2, in that they want to always sound so big and important.  Pretty proud of myself for making that connection.  Listen, U2 has made some undeniably great music, but this isn’t it.  The first time the chorus comes up, I’m on board.  But why do you have to go and add a chorus of children or whoever that was?  Maybe you’re just tired of doing all the heavy lifting.  Doesn’t Bono sound tired to you guys?  Dude, you can just chill out.  You are beyond rich and famous. 5/10

Cory: Oops, someone made a switcheroo in the Mildly Pleasant Uplifting Lite-Rock hit factory! If I find out which one of you goons put a Coldplay song in a U2 box it’s gonna be your head! 5/10

Astros bullpen coach, Craig Bjornson. Lookin’ good.
(via deadspin)

Astros bullpen coach, Craig Bjornson. Lookin’ good.

(via deadspin)

gilmoregurlz:

chartthrob:

Backlash is coming from IRL friends now. Sorry, Jhene!

I AGREE! IT’S MISSING SOMETHING.

What is wrong with you people? Total 8.

gilmoregurlz:

chartthrob:

Backlash is coming from IRL friends now. Sorry, Jhene!

I AGREE! IT’S MISSING SOMETHING.

What is wrong with you people? Total 8.

(Source: chartthrob)

via gilmoregurlz / 1 month ago / 8 notes
This will be my only #tbt ever. Because I couldn’t possibly top it. I am the bat.

This will be my only #tbt ever. Because I couldn’t possibly top it. I am the bat.

2 months ago / 5 notes

❝ To assume [Jerry and Elaine] only had sex 37 times (at most, as stated by them) in a 3 year span, although possible, seems incredibly far-fetched, not to mention their promiscuity on the rest of the show; although it is certainly possible that the two had an on-again-off-again relationship. ❞

Wikpedia page for Elaine Benes, no citation provided.

Samesies.

Samesies.

2 months ago / 6 notes
What the hell is the feral Ukrainian biting horse population?? I googled it and there is nothing -Anonymous

A real type of horse that I imagined.

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