Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Oct 14
Oct 08
Oct 07
What has the Internet going nuts today?
Monkey waiters.
Oct 06
LOL, we’re all gonna be hobos.
Quite an impression. This sketch is as if Mark Wahlberg was Brian Fellows.
Oct 05
Geez, Obama, yer such an elitist. Why don’t you own a plane like Joe Six-Pack?
Oct 03
The secret to good sandwiches
If you are making it on a hero roll, scoop out some of the bread. Your sandwich will then be gangsta.
Am I the only one who noticed that Palin...
called General McKiernan General McLellan? Multiple times in fact? And no one called her on it? WTF. I thought Biden would be all over that.
His internal dialogue: “Wait, did she say General McLellan? Uh, is she thinking Scott McClellan? I would call her out on that, but I’m only, like, 90% sure she’s wrong. Better just say “commanding general in Afghanistan” and look it up later.”
Oct 02
Yay people I know!Here is the Voting PSA video I appeared in for The Colbert Report. It aired last night and starts at around the 2:45 mark in this clip. It also stars fellow UCB performers Emily Axford, Sean Clements, and Ellie Kemper!
If you thought that was funny, you should’ve seen the stuff that didn’t make the cut! For instance, Emily, Sean, and I basically humped a voting booth. We also gave Ellie the nickname “Book” to tease her during the shoot. (As in “Way to be a loser, BOOK!” and “You suck, BOOK!”)
Enjoy!
Diagram of one of Sarah Palin’s sentences. This combines two of my favorite things: getting all nerdy linguistics style and making fun of Sarah Palin.
Seriously, though. The fact that Sarah Palin could possibly be president scares me. A lot.
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